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Satan 2008
A string of recent conversations brought up what I believe to be the real problem surrounding the upcoming Presidential Election. There are only two candidates, Obama and McCain. Ralph Nader and his campaign have been working diligently to resolve this pending issue, but the truth is, no one who makes that type of decision is willing to make that type of decision. There are other third party candidates besides Nader, and many of them might even make decisions based more squarely on what you believe, but that isn’t the point. I mention the Nader/Gonzalez ticket because I have read several of Nader’s books, and I know that more than wanting to become President himself, he would like to see the political machine in this country overhauled and re-geared. And why shouldn’t it? As it stands we are doing nothing more than exchanging a few hours of our time for who we think is most likely to win based upon our own deluged ideals of what a President should be.
For many of us the decision comes down to picking “the lesser of two evils.” This argument is a self-sustaining reservoir of brackish flood water and is difficult to escape. In 2004 Bush was re-elected to a second, excruciatingly painful term primarily because many people believed that Bush was somehow the lesser of two evils since we had a war going on and a changing of the Commander-in-Chief might display weakness in the face of our enemies, etc.
The sad truth is that an election in which the leader of this great country will be chosen, not by you, the voter, but by an Electoral College, voting loosely on the premise of what they believe a majority of Americans might have at one time said or felt regarding who should be the next President. Our collective message to the Electoral College is, and has been, “Pick the one who will screw us up the least.” Unfortunately, that hasn’t sat well since the last Presidential Election. It turns out that a majority (depending on whose count you followed) of voters, and the esteemed Electoral College made a bad decision. Now we face another one.
Obama or McCain? Just pick the lesser of the two evils. The V.P. choices aren’t helping. Palin is hot. (Every pretty girl lives in fear of a bad photograph leaking out with bad lighting, so don’t jump on that one.) Biden is an accomplished speaker, if your idea of a good speaker follows Biden’s method of speaking. Besides Al Gore, can anyone tell me what a Vice President has even done that excites the memory? Probably not, but I welcome all takers.
The lesser of two evils is a way to justify that you’re going to spend a couple of hours of your time to vote for someone in whom you really don’t believe. Where else besides a Presidential election do you justify picking the lesser from a decision to be made? If you’re like most people with any amount of self respect, you probably don’t make decisions based on “lesser.” Kudos, if you’re such a person! I like to think that I am, but come election day, I wonder.
My solution seems bizarre, but no more outlandish than the two candidates I’m supposed to pick as representative of my beliefs towards politics. I say, and I can’t take full credit for conceiving of this, but I did develop it to its logical conclusion. Why settle for the lesser of two evils? If you’re going to invest your time, do it for the greater evil. My first choice was Bin Laden, but that would still be catering to the media anomaly known as “News Coverage.” No, my opinion is that we should exercise our right to write-in our vote and vote for Satan. Who is more evil than that guy? We all admit, by the arguments we use to justify our election day choices, that evil is in fact a consideration in the process of our decision making. If we are to tolerate any evil, why not go for our own jugulars and quit with the overly dramatic pinky cutting ceremony and vote for Mr. Freakin’ Evil Himself—Satan. At least with Satan we’re assured that something will get done in the next term of the Presidency.
Satan 2008. Get on board or burn.
© 2008 Le Meme War